It's my Art Friends Birthday today. Happy Birthday xxx.

Simon Pound is a funny guy.

He used to work at little brother back in the day and has a great blog.

In addition to that he made a great drink when he was a bar man at Crow Bar and is highly fertile.

There have been some great songs about telephones over the years , my favourite is ELO's Telephone Line .

Now with i phones we have apps and a new Gaydar app makes it even easier to meet people.

Especially if you are gay, Those gay people are always quick on the uptake.

Hello. How are you?
Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
That's what I'd say. I'd tell you everything
If you'd pick up that telephone yeah yeah yeah